Foreign coins

A pocket full of alien change

Rattles down the road

Hitting corner shop on a corner

Hungry for a fair exchange

“Those coins are truly worthless”

“Just come in to take the piss?”

The shop-keeper comments wearily

(Good old English customer service)

 

“Look this one got a hole through it!”

“and ain’t worth a mint”

“You’ve got the wrong realm, mate”

Have to travel

Further a field

If searching for a real deal

 

“Please feel free”

“To call another day”

Come up with legal tender

When it’s time to pay.